Each medal has two sides. Each of us has a shadow where those sides of character are hidden, which are clearly not worth bragging about. Let's talk about them. In our "anti-horoscope" our dark sides are deliberately given in a concentrated, convex form. Of course, such terrible people do not exist in their pure form - and the Capricorn rusks are compassionate, and the eternally doubting Libra can act decisively, and the cowardly Pisces are able to slap an oversized bully. But, in all honesty, we admit to ourselves, albeit not out loud: in the well-groomed flower bed of our soul, we still come across all sorts of weeds. Which ones? Let's see.
ARIES
Aries 21.03 - 20.04 Nervous and impulsive Bastard. Perhaps that says it all. Immediately after the deed, either he asks for forgiveness - noisily, sprinkling ashes on his head and other theatrical effects (so that the next day he can take up the old again), or he does not ask - you see, pride does not allow.
Excuses: "Sorry, I found something", "The demon has beguiled".
To say that Aries is inherently an inveterate egoist is to say nothing. This child of the warlike Mars considers himself to be the center of the universe, and everything else and everyone else is only stage decorations and extras.
He does not think over words, etiquette despises, is straightforward to shock. Men shake hands in such a way that sometimes the victims have to apply a plaster cast.
Aries have a very bad sense of humor. In fact, it does not exist, and what it is is an ugly attempt to attract attention to itself. If Aries are trying to joke, then the ladies are better off leaving the room, and not all men will enjoy listening to obscene jokes of the lowest kind. At the same time, Aries is the first to laugh at his "jokes" and expects admiration from others.
For Aries, their interests always come first. You will not expect tact, tolerance from him. But if Aries is offended, then the whole world should suffer with him. He will not let go of your vest until he completely sheds tears on it. And your attempt to escape will be regarded as a betrayal. Aries are fixated on their own problems and don't like to talk about anything more than how underestimated they are.
Aries has so much optimism that from the outside he may seem like a fool. He lives in the moment, mistakes of the past do not teach him anything. So Aries is able to step on the same rake many times in a life, getting the same bumps.
Ruthless in any competition, in the fight for fame, money and love. Without hesitation, he will work with his elbows, knocking out the leaders.
Irresponsible type, but not by malice. It's just that if Aries' attention is distracted by something new and unusual, he can leave the post without a single convulsion or disrupt an important meeting.
Despite his fearlessness, he himself cannot bear even the slightest pain - a slight scratch fills his eyes with tears of compassion for himself. And surgeons or dentists for Aries are completely insensitive bone breakers.
He does not consider a single ailment worthy of lying in bed. And therefore, it often starts the disease before the ambulance and strict bed rest.
Aries is quick-witted, but in moments of anger, it is able to crush not only furniture or the ribs of a person who has turned up under a hot hand, but also his feelings.
You cannot call him a windbag, but he is capable of chatting all night long on topics of which he has the most vague idea, or arguing fiercely in spite of obvious facts and ordinary logic.
It is very easy to win the affection of an Aries; anyone can come across it. It is enough to say a couple of simple compliments - and Aries will forget about the family. Now he will be running around with his new "friend", devoting all the time to him and emptying the family wallet for him.
TAURUS
Taurus 21.04 - 21.05 Calculating Bastard. You don't even need to ask this: "Do you even understand what you are doing?" Believe me, he still understands. He certainly figured out in advance where to hit, so that it was more painful.
Excuses: "You deserve it yourself".
Taurus rarely have large dimensions, but it is almost impossible to move them from their previously occupied positions. This is not stubbornness or laziness, but such a philosophy of life: why are you all fussing when everything is stable and clear? Therefore, Taurus are incredible retrogrades, guardians of antiquity and stranglers of everything new.
Taurus is terrible in anger, although not everyone can take him out of balance.
A couch potato to the bone, pulling him out to a party, concert or walk is not a trivial task. A sedentary lifestyle undermines the health of Taurus. Diseases are of a protracted nature, because the doctor for him is not an authority, he does not believe in prescriptions and does not follow them. Taurus generally has little authority, but the boss for him is an absolute authority. Anyone who is higher on the social ladder seems to Taurus to be a unique, special person.
The main feature of this sign is stubbornness. But he considers himself a rational and reasonable person. In love, he is infinitely betrayed, but the flip side of the coin is the impossibility of getting a divorce and parting if the love of the second half has irrevocably ended. Taurus is able to pester for many years, gun and prove that you will not find anyone better than him in the world anyway.
Taurus is leisurely in everything - in thoughts, actions and feelings. Therefore, a representative of any other sign can fall into despair from close communication with Taurus. And to knock out a declaration of love from him is a real feat. This ponderous person, be it a man or a woman, prefers to be snatched after him, and not vice versa.
Great food lover.
His humor is rude and simple-minded, he prefers a strong word or a salty joke. In the company, he can laugh loudly and for a long time at the bearded anecdote that he himself told, causing awkwardness and bewilderment of the rest of the people.
In a strange way, in Taurus, greed and love for luxurious personal things can coexist. Taurus most often buys such things for himself, his beloved, and not for those who are nearby.
TWINS
Gemini 05.22 - 06.21 Frivolous Bastard. Often, he simply does not understand that he is behaving like the last bastard (one and a half gyrus somehow do not dispose to analyze their actions). He forgets about the dirty trick done in 5 minutes.
Excuses: “Are you offended? Why?"
In fairness, this sign should be called the Monkey - so its representatives are restless and fussy. Endless fidgeting, instant change of mood and stream of thoughts can cause migraines in everyone who comes into contact with Gemini. A tendency to be late, including even their own wedding, is their calling card. Just on the way, any little thing can distract them so that they forget about everything in the world.
Dexterous debaters who, during the discussion, are able to imperceptibly change their point of view to the opposite, and after five minutes - return to their original positions. To convey some information to the Gemini, you need to work hard, because these fidgets are good at listening only to themselves. And talkativeness is the root of their nature. It seems that even in a dream they do not stop and all the time they tell someone something.
Slippery people, these Gemini, they are able to get out of any situation. They absolutely do not know how to admit their mistakes. And if they manage to push them against the wall with irrefutable facts, when it is no longer possible to evade, they fall silent in a pose of offended innocence. Subsequently, they may take small but painful revenge.
Rumors and gossip are their element. They will immediately pass on any rumor further, unusually embellishing. The idea that they are hurting other people by spreading fables does not occur to them.
They have a "short breath", that is, no work, idea or feeling can attract Gemini for a long enough time. Their passion is constant change, even if it happens to the detriment of other people or Gemini personally.
Their extravagance is well known - they are ready to let go in a minute what has been earned for months, or even years. And on occasion, boast that they spent twice as much as they actually did.
Gemini cannot be relied on for anything really important. With a sense of responsibility, they are clearly tense.
They can talk on the phone, cook food, iron a shirt and watch TV at the same time. As a result, the food burns out, the shirt too, with the telephone interlocutor everything ends in a scandal.
Born magicians, merchants, card sharpers and pickpockets. Thieves by nature; for them stealing is fun, entertainment. In the store, they can, unwittingly (and often willingly), deceive the seller. Their innate charm in this case confuses others and makes it possible to slip away without hindrance.
CANCER
Cancer 06.22 - 07.22 All-of-My -self-Mischievous Bastard. You are the bastard, and he is the innocent victim of circumstance. And it will always be so, even if there are ten times more nasty things on his account than on yours. Moreover, he will make sure that the whole world knows how you treated him poorly.
Excuses: “You yourself forced me!»
The trick of this zodiac sign is unsurpassed. Cancer can fool anyone. Hound humor is multi-layered, and applied to the enemy is an almost deadly weapon. Having sincerely laughed at the funny story told by Cancer, the listener may soon realize that, together with the whole company, he was laughing, in fact, at himself. That is, Cancer subtly exposed him to universal ridicule.
If you offend a representative of this sign and he becomes discouraged, he will literally infect everyone who is within a radius of several kilometers with depression. The vengefulness and rancor of Cancers is never openly manifested, but secretly he knows how to take revenge on the offender very cruelly. Woe to those who encroach on Cancer's property, be it a loved one or a person.
Offended Cancer can be silent for weeks. This drives his entourage into mortal despondency. No less suffering is caused to loved ones by constant mood swings, ranging from mortal melancholy to unrestrained, baby-like optimism with the blowing of happy bubbles.
Attacks of unprovoked anger are frequent.
Rakov's greed for old stuff is colossal. A lot of money can be spent on some ancient trifle. And with difficulty they part with things that not only went out of fashion in the century before last, but also worn out to holes.
Extremely selfish in love. Their feelings, emotions and experiences are the main thing in life. Other people's feelings can be neglected.
The reserve of Cancer comes not from greed, but from the eternal expectation of trouble and the coming "black days". A real warehouse of canned food, cereals and pasta in his house is a common thing. Often cans are bloated, and cereals and pasta turn green from time to time.
Cancer's passionate love of children can play a bad joke with his children. Totally patronized, the Hound's children can grow up to be complete opportunists, selfish and loafers. After all, mom or dad until his death will wipe snot, shove money and feed in the way that they will not feed in every palace.
The tendency to eat densely and deliciously backfires on Cancer with a quick and irreversible weight gain, digestive problems. Vegetable salad, sorrel soup? Dismiss! A large and greasy chop, fluffy pancakes floating in butter and condensed milk - this is a meal worthy of Cancer.
Even if someone drowns, Cancer will wait until the drowning person has thoroughly swallowed water before rushing to save him. And Cancer will do this only when he is convinced that there is really no one else on the shore except him.
A LION
Leo 23.07 - 23.08 Narcissistic Bastard. He is wise and great, he is a king, others are rubbish underfoot. From this position all his filthiness follows.
Excuses: "I wanted it so."
For Leo to have fun is to live. In pursuit of sensual pleasures and in order to be the center of attention, he will go to any expense. The famous ancient Greek politician Alcibiades cut off his dog's tail piece by piece for several days. "Why make such a mockery of the poor animal?" - asked his fellow Athenians. "Because all Athens is only talking about me!" - answered Alcibiades. Typical behavior for a representative of this sign: glory - at any cost!
In politics, Leo is as strong as, perhaps, no other. But their love of flattery gives clever people an excellent opportunity to solve their problems and illegally enrich themselves, licking the gentleman from head to toe, often acting against his own interests.
An exaggerated sense of self-worth, selfishness and pride can make Leo an intolerable companion, a terrible friend or lover. But do not dare to poke him into these shortcomings, which he just seems to be advantages. Otherwise, the purring kitten will instantly turn into a real angry lion and use its powerful fangs and claws.
Being a boss is a natural state for a representative of this sign. He is a great organizer and leader. But if things are going well, and the subordinates are well-trained and there is nothing to complain about, the boss Leo can grind his own secretary to death for sheer trifles. Failure to fulfill even a small order he perceives as a personal insult, the punishment for which will be quick and disproportionately harsh, up to and including dismissal.
There are many military leaders and generals among the Lions. The subordinates, crushed by the lion's authority, fear them like fire, behind their backs and justly call them "durogons". Such people sincerely believe that if they do not follow their subordinates, they will do everything in the world awry. Therefore, their constant guardianship and control can bring anyone to white heat. In addition, Leo has the ability to imperceptibly shift onto the shoulders of those around him any non-prestigious, obviously disastrous work, and take upon himself those things that will certainly bring money, fame and honor.
Having a rather modest intellect, Lions exalt their mental abilities to the skies, love to "build" everyone, pronounce edifying monologues, unceremoniously poke their noses at their subordinates at their mistakes, true and imaginary. Even if there is not the slightest reason to speak, Leo will still push the speech, albeit about nothing, just to stay in the spotlight. And this confident speech will be heard by everyone in the district. And if a party is going on in Leo's house, at least the entire adjacent quarter will know about it.
As you can imagine, all these qualities can be characteristic only of a person devoid of self-irony, and indeed a sense of humor in general.
VIRGO
Virgo 08.24 - 09.23 Vindictive Bastard. Somewhere, once you crossed her path (or simply spoke poorly about her) - get what you deserve! All these years, she just waited for an opportunity to pour out all the dirt that had accumulated inside her.
Excuses: not in business - “Me ?! How could you think! " or the triumphant "But do you remember ..."
Bores and neat, driving the rest to a frenzy with their passion to put everything on the shelves. Remember: if you took something from Virgo and forgot to put it in place, she is already suspicious of you. And an unclosed tube of toothpaste or sausage skins forgotten on the table means for her that you are a finished person and the prison is crying for you.
For many Virgos, cleanliness becomes a real mania. A barely noticeable spot on a child's clothes or shoes not cleaned by her husband to a mirror shine can spoil her mood for a long time or provoke a violent scandal.
And all right, her pedantry concerned only clothes and cleanliness in the house. But she judges human relationships in exactly the same way. Any deviation from the norm (which is established by her and only known to her) leads her to despair, and sometimes to fury. In your relationship, she has long ago put everything on the shelves, and try to rearrange at least a couple of things only on these “shelves”.
Impenetrable conservatism and restraint are inherent in their thoughts and movements. Any intrusion from the outside causes a reaction that is inadequate in terms of the degree of resistance. She always knows everything better than anyone and makes it clear that she does not need advice. This is why Virgo almost always has bad (cool at best) relationships with neighbors.
Virgos are cowardly. Women are forgivable, but for a Virgo man this is not the most suitable quality. They are also extremely vain. It's hard to have more ambition than Leos, but some Virgos do. Plus, they really love money. Not just love - worship! Large sums have a magical effect on Virgo.
Virgo's thoughts are most often occupied not with what she is doing at the moment. That is why the results of its activity look strange: from one side it shines, and from the other ... And we will turn the other side to the wall, and no one will see.
He adheres to strict rules in raising children. He considers it important that the child is dressed and fed neatly and according to the season. It is not necessary to play, take a walk or at least talk to him. There are other, more pressing matters. It is just as difficult to get affection, sincere understanding and response from a Virgo. Instead of regretting, she will give a lecture in which she will scrupulously and mercilessly analyze all the mistakes of the complainant and sum up: "It is his own fault."
Virgo's readability is well known. They will insert a quote in any situation and for any reason, without thinking about its relevance and the fact that true words, but spoken in a soulless and moralizing tone, can hurt another person.
SCALES
Libra 09.24 - 23.10 Cowardly Bastard. Scales are rightfully awarded 1st place in the rating of bastards. Vile, wicked creature. Here he lied, here slandered, there betrayed - such a way of life. And all because of cowardice.
Excuses: none. He swooped down and hid.
It's hard to rely on them. Libra is not sure of itself, until the brain becomes clouded, they sort out the options for behavior even in situations where there is nothing to think about - no matter how you act, everything will be fine.
In Libra women, something masculine always slips, in men - on the contrary. This does not mean that the ladies of this sign are all shot throwers. But their behavior can often be too harsh. And already effeminate men with the habits of affectionate scoundrels or with the unbearable sweetness of gays are definitely Libra. And even under the brutal appearance of some Libra men, a cowardly sheep's soul is hidden.
Capriciousness is also a clear characteristic of this sign. Latent nervousness latently infects the people around them, they often become uncomfortable in the company of Libra. Periods of vigorous and even violent activity give way to melancholy and lethargy. During these periods, Libra is prone to quarrels, painful tearfulness. By nature, the very courtesy, diplomacy and courtesy, they, being in a bad mood, will get rude so cool that even a Scorpio will shut up.
Overeating and drinking often seriously ruin their health. Moreover, Libra prefers gourmet food and expensive wines or cognacs, on which they are ready to spend any money.
Love for them is a field of endless adventure. The most notorious ladies' men are, of course, Libra. Moreover, carried away by another representative of the opposite sex, they abandon their beloved or leave the family without hesitation and remorse. They subconsciously consider marriage as shackles in which society fetters them, so delicate and fragile.
They love to argue endlessly in the genre "on the one hand, of course ... but on the other hand ...". It is simply impossible to move Libra to a quick solution, even when the situation calls for it. Because of this habit of weighing and evaluating everything endlessly, they often lose to more straightforward thinking people who are willing to take risks.
Libra kids are the best material for experimentation. If the first child is allowed everything, including physical sitting on the parent's head, then the other, for some unknown reason, will be brought up in tight-knit gloves.
SCORPION
Scorpio 24.10 - 22.11 The principled bastard. Principles can be anything, they are not the essence. From the point of view of his super complex worldview, you violated some kind of prohibition and should be punished. He considers himself an instrument of Justice (with a capital letter, yes).
Excuses: none. And an arrogantly upturned chin.
Their independence and propensity for violent actions is known to many on their own skin. To cross the path of Scorpio at least in some way means almost certainly signing yourself a death warrant. This is a merciless adversary, whose outburst of anger is akin to an atomic explosion that sweeps away everything in its path. He is vengeful, vindictive and never forgives offenses. Just try to encroach on something belonging to Scorpio - you will regret that you were born into the world.
If, by chance, there is no suitable object for attack in the vicinity, Scorpio begins to saw, gnaw and devour himself - for past mistakes and failures, which everyone has long forgotten about. Or, if the enemy is clearly stronger and Scorpio fails to bring him under control, he pours out his bile and hatred on everyone indiscriminately.
Natural hypnotism often pushes Scorpio to do bad things. Having charmed the victim, he will clean out her pockets with a crooked smile, force her to act of his own free will, or put her on her shoulder blades in any dispute. The only way to evade its magical effects is to bypass or wear dark glasses, because Scorpio hypnotizes only with a glance.
In life, with rare exceptions, he is surrounded by "miserable, insignificant personalities" - a purely scorpion expression. So why stand on ceremony with them? Let them listen and obey.
His passions are indomitable, although his face most often remains impassive. Those who betray his love are not good. To punish enemies or traitors, he can resort to the services of black magicians. However, even without outside help, he manages to conjure up hard against anyone. And irreconcilable religious fanatics are also most often Scorpios.
He does not know how to smile and does not like, the smile of a Scorpio is a rare event. This is the only sign that will not leave anyone indifferent - Scorpios are either passionately revered, or hated to the core. There is no third.
Uncontrolled courage and disregard for danger often leads to injury. In this sense, Scorpio is the champion of the zodiac.
Love for him is not only a natural outlet for raging passions, but also an arena of eternal battle. Moreover, he fights to the bone not only with competitors, but also with a loved one, completely subordinating him to his will and whims.
One of the most unpleasant things associated with him is that a year before or within a year after the birth of Scorpio, one of his close relatives must die.
SAGITTARIUS
Sagittarius 11.23 - 12.21 Scandalous Bastard. Tram ham, bazaar woman ... She enjoys conflicts as such.
Excuses: meaningless text, richly flavored with obscenities, in raised tones.
Cheerful loafer, optimist and carousel. The smile never leaves his face, and his humor knows no bounds, including the bounds of decency. In a company, he can easily give an unpleasant compliment to an unfamiliar lady like "and you were well preserved for your age!". Moreover, every Sagittarius considers himself an outstanding diplomat.
His talkativeness is comparable to that of Gemini. His friendliness is like an ocean in which everyone around him drowns against his will. Very quickly, friendship turns into familiarity and endless drinking, until the money runs out. Friendship with a Sagittarius can lead you to sink lower and lower until you find yourself under a fence at night, without a wallet, without a coat, in a state of the deepest hangover. Remember: Sagittarius drink a lot, you can't keep up with them.
Sagittarius' generosity and willingness to help everyone in the world can put his own family on the brink of starvation. Among other things, he does not know and does not understand what sadness, emotional experiences and even more deep depression are. For him, the world is full of all sorts of temptations and interests, so there is no need to be sad and there is no time. Finding understanding and compassion from a Sagittarius in a difficult situation is almost impossible.
In love, he is reckless, unstable. One marriage will never be limited. But, after parting with his ex-wife or husband, Sagittarius seeks to maintain friendly relations and acts in this sense with a captivating, albeit inappropriate pressure and obsession. Love in general plays too little role in his life, it is too serious a thing for a Sagittarius to be carried away by it. And they never seem to experience passion at all. Friendship is much more interesting for them.
Child of Jupiter, Sagittarius hardly obeys his superiors, considering himself a more competent and advanced specialist. But, having become a boss, he can fail any business, treating his subordinates too fatherly and forgiving them even critical mistakes. This is a person who thinks and analyzes only after he has already done something. But, despite the recklessness of nature, the Sagittarius can recklessly discard with a caustic word the one who really touches him.
CAPRICORN
Capricorn 12.22 - 01.20 Stubborn and limited Bastard. Indifference of Taurus + egoism of Leo + his personal unique stupidity. More greed as a seasoning.
Excuses: "It happened."
Its main feature is stinginess. For money, feelings, love and compassion. The most callous bureaucrat and literalist is he, Capricorn. His whole life, it seems, is scheduled by the minute, in his head there are continuous diagrams, tables and numerous manuals for all occasions. Probably many of the Capricorns even dream about them at night, and they moan in a sweet thrill.
Capricorn is absolutely intolerant of defeats, he cannot stand them. The patronage of Saturn gives Capricorn toughness and perseverance in achieving their goals - even if for this you have to go over the heads, or even over the corpses of enemies. Although he himself is not a fierce fighter, he removes any obstacles with an unwavering hand.
Capricorn love is a real punishment for an object of love. This is a harsh feeling! Even looking into the eyes of a Capricorn in love, you want to stretch out into the frond, click your heels and blurt out: "What do you please, your honor?" Even if he doesn't give a damn about your feelings, he will never show it. And, of course, marriage of convenience is an invention exclusively of Capricorn. He does not consider it necessary to waste energy, time and emotions on all sorts of sentiments.
In general, Capricorns are fatally inventive. They can be smart, and very smart, but only with other people's thoughts. By the way, Capricorns are talented, but they rarely can realize their talent, since they themselves do not allow themselves to go beyond the generally accepted.
Pedantry in the upbringing of children can make these children neurasthenics who always feel guilty for any wrongdoing, including imperfect ones. And even if everything is done perfectly, neither the father nor the mother of this zodiac sign will pat it on the cheek, but will confine themselves to a dry nod. Like, okay, it will do and so, it could be much worse.
God forbid, if the affairs of Capricorn stall for a long time or go wrong. He will turn into a bore before our eyes, which the world has never seen. Will nag and criticize everyone in a row and for anything. By old age, the rare Capricorn does not turn into a hopeless grumbling.
The secret dream of any of them is absolute power from behind the scenes. Capricorn is not attracted by the spotlight, the worship of the broad masses and world fame. His ideal is Professor Moriarty, sitting in the quiet of his office, but holding in his hands all the threads of the underworld of London.
Almost any treasure found was once hidden by Capricorn. He can save money all his life, but he himself will not use it in the end and, such a miser, will not tell his family about it.
AQUARIUS
Aquarius 21.01 - 18.02 Cynical Bastard. Honorary 2nd place after Libra. Will do nasty things just to laugh at your suffering. He has a congenital heart defect - that is, his (heart) absence.
Excuses: "Ha ha."
Outward extravagance, multiplied by a propensity for shocking antics. Revolutionary, threatening shocks to everything - from the family structure to the world order. Indiscriminate in means, acquaintances and love. All this can be found in abundance in Aquarius. True, having reached middle age, it is often he who becomes an inveterate conservative, persecutor and strangler of freedom (alien).
Aquarius is not too interested in what kind of building will be erected on the ruins of a crushed world. The main thing is to rip up the old and hardened, regardless of the blood and suffering of other people. In fairness, it should be said that Aquarius does not spare himself in the struggle.
This is the worst of all possible life companions. His rebellious heart will never belong to one single person. His love is fleeting, fragile and superficial. He always breaks up with his former loved ones as if he were throwing out worn-out gloves in the trash - that is, without regret and in an instant. Although all people are brothers for him, including his wife, it is impossible to enclose him in any framework. Therefore, by the way, Aquarius does not like marriage so much - one of the types of the most rigid framework.
But from the child of Aquarius anything can grow - from a genius scientist to a talented swindler. Because his children are left to themselves and can even walk on their ears - the parent does not blink an eye.
Terribly cynical and wanted to spit on the norms of decency. He selects the keys to any human soul very well, but, as a rule, for bad purposes. To get to the bottom of the matter, he can behave unceremoniously and arrogantly, asking direct questions on the forehead about the most intimate aspects of life. An Aquarius man, when meeting a lady, can stupidly and straightforwardly ask, for example, whether she is having an orgasm or is frigid, like a statue. And in response to the stinging slap in the face, she openly burst out laughing in her face crimson with anger.
Aquarius is strong in science, this zodiac sign gives the most scientific talents and geniuses. At the same time, Aquarius absolutely does not see the prospects of what he is working on. Electric chair? Napalm? New machine gun model? He is not at all interested in the fact that all this will eventually become a murder weapon - only the creative process is important. At the same time, the myth of the genius of Aquarius is debunked by life itself. Most of them, if genius, are in areas that we do not know about. By the way, among the inhabitants of mental hospitals, most of all Aquarians.
Just try not to keep this word - the son of Uranus will immediately erase you from his life. He also has excellent intuition, but he can use it to achieve his goal at any cost, even causing direct harm to the person who confides in him.
FISHES
Pisces 02.19 - 03.20 Indifferent Bastard. Hearing the cry "Help!" Do not expect him to come to your hospital, where you are living out your last days on injections.
Excuses: "Every man for himself, sorry."
General softness and indistinctness, lack of initiative, often outright cowardice. Unwillingness to use adequate forces to achieve their own benefit. The tendency to deceive, even if there is no apparent reason for this. This is the reverse side of the medal with the sign of Pisces.
Their spinelessness, their willingness to go with the flow is amazing. This naturally leads to the rare talent of the opportunist and sycophant. For this, narrow-minded bosses value Pisces. But you cannot rely on them even in the most trifling matter - most likely, they will let you down, waste, forget, or do it at random. They see the world through rose-colored glasses - perhaps the term was invented by Pisces.
Most often, they cannot be penetrated by anything. In response to any shock or eerie message, you will see the same infant serenity. The feeling that Pisces is always high - either they pulled vodka, or smoked a joint. By the way, they understand well internally their inability to live in our harsh world and leave it in the world of illusions. Among alcoholics and drug addicts, most of all are Pisces.
For Pisces men, the biggest disaster is their talkativeness. They are capable of carrying nonsense for hours, so then you want to shake your head in order to shake all the trash out of it.
While watching a cool action movie, at the most intriguing and energetic moment, they are able to turn off and float away somewhere in the misty distance behind their own weakly shaped thoughts. If this happens when working with complex equipment or while driving, an accident cannot be avoided.
They love to draw, but they don't know how. Rather like this: their creations confuse others. A classic example is Kazimir Malevich with his "Black Square", a natural Fish. In general, in art, they go their own way. Maybe we have not yet matured to understand such creativity, but every time you see something viscous, awkward or frankly abstract in any field of art, you almost physically feel that you are being led by the nose.
Their only effective weapon against the rough world and unceremonious people is a sense of humor. You should not really hurt Pisces if you do not want to get a portion of sarcasm, before which even the evil tongue of Scorpio can pass. Pisces are able to finish off the offender with a few caustic phrases so that the unfortunate person will have to heal bruises and abrasions for a long time.
Did you recognize yourself or someone you know in these starry scum? I hope we have not slandered anyone. Let your friends treat things like stellar predictions with humor - show them the horoscope of the bastard zodiac signs.
ARIES.
Imperious, interested only in himself and having an excessively inflated conceit. A typical Aries flies through life at full speed, challenging anyone who crosses his path. If you are unlucky and you fall under his feet, then you will fully experience what an irritated Aries is: his eyes are burning, his face is red from screaming, and he can also stomp his feet. Aries often destroys their own happiness, because they never want to realize and check anything. Aries is unable to admit his mistakes.
ARIES-MAN
after marriage, he expects you to kiss the ground on which he makes you crawl, while he declares his need for freedom. He will demand that the house shine, the car is washed, and all this before he returns home, enjoying another adventure. Stripping on the go and throwing dirty clothes wherever he can, he makes his way into the bathroom, shouting over his shoulder on the way: “Wife, serve dinner!”. Sitting down at the table, he will expect you to instantly come running from the kitchen, holding a plate with a gourmet dish in one hand, and his favorite soft drink in the other. By the way, it would be better for you to look as if you have stepped out of the pages of a fashion magazine. This person needs an ideal, not a real woman. He wants her to adore him like a mom, to have the unearthly qualities of a fairy from a fairy tale and a figure like the beauties from Playboy.
He considers himself invulnerable, but something always happens to him. He will bring his wife to the point of exhaustion with his savings. You will have to learn to sew, you will never have a housekeeper and sooner or later you will face the fact that, in his opinion, you eat too much and spend too much money. Aries man will always start a small war in order to have a reason, slamming the door, disappear from the house and stagger into no one knows where until dawn. Aries man will accuse you of all mortal sins, and he himself will remain a hero.
ARIES-WOMAN
there is no interest in a conversation if it does not begin with the word “I” and does not end with the word “me”. She thinks that if she is fascinated by herself, then you, of course, should be crazy about her. She is impatient, critical, and has a tendency to constantly start and drop projects. Aries woman wants power, position and money as much as possible. If you want to be told what to wear, what to eat, what to think about and constantly remind you that she is faster and smarter than you, then the Aries woman is just what you need. She is jealous, scandalous, able to argue, talk, outwit and shoot everyone around her.
Aries is the most intolerant sign in the zodiac. Aries flutters his tongue all the time. Aries considers himself a born leader, so it is useless to try to command him.
TIPS: Aries need to pay more attention and praise them more often. Remember that their self-esteem is as vulnerable as that of children, and act accordingly. Exercise can help Aries let off steam.
TAURUS.
Don't even try to budge Taurus. Taurus is a stubborn, edifying, boring curmudgeon with weight problems. Coming into a rage, his face darkens, his eyes become bloodshot, and the lower jaw, though slightly, but protrudes forward. Taurus is incapable of listening to the opinions of others.
Taurus-man
not prone to praise and generous courtesies. His ideas about the independence of women remained at the level of the Middle Ages. He will choose friends for you and criticize your beliefs. Whatever you say, whatever you do, you cannot change it. He is jealous and possessive. Taurus loves to eat well. For him, having fun means sitting in an armchair in front of the TV and watching various programs. If he will take you anywhere, it will only be to one of his favorite restaurants, where he will be too busy filling his stomach to have a conversation with you. Taurus is a curmudgeon. He may have millions, but you will never see money, and you can get them only after his death. Taurus will rummage through your papers, poke his nose into your diary. The wife is only interested in Taurus as a housewife. Although he does not at all like any changes, he is quite capable of taking and throwing you out of the house one day, replacing you with another unfortunate victim.
Taurus-woman
always plays the role of a victim. And her husband or “beloved” will always be the cause of her failures, in any case, she will blame her soul mate always and in any of her own miscalculations. Without the slightest hesitation, she will launch any object at hand at your head. Eating for her is almost a sensual pleasure. A couple of years after getting married, she might get fat. As her weight grows, the desire to maintain order in the house will fade away. (!!!) However, this does not prevent her from expecting that you will work on two jobs in order to give her a new car, which she deserved already at least by the fact that she has to endure you. She loves to provoke family scandals, utters orders, makes statements, plans the future of each family member and expects blind obedience. Convincing her with logic is useless. She will only put her jaw forward and take a fighting stance, spreading her thick legs wider. She will spend your money faster than you can make it. She is a martyr. You, children, colleagues are always to blame for her mistakes ...
TIPS: Taurus needs to feel protected. When he starts to run amok, do not argue and keep your distance from him.
TWINS
stubborn, crafty, masters of speaking their tongues. They slide through life without going deeply into it. They are too preoccupied with their rebelliousness to listen to a different point of view and consider only their own opinion correct.
Gemini man
only interested in adding another friend's phone to his notebook and bra size to the ever-growing list of his victims. All Gemini men have a fatal weakness for cute faces. The Gemini husband is always cheating on his wife. To humiliate a person is the highest pleasure for him. Heartless and calculating, he uses any means to take a higher position, and without hesitation will make a marriage proposal on the very first date if he smells money. Living with a Gemini, you will constantly be hysterical, but you will never be bored. True, life with a Gemini shortens the life of a partner by at least twenty years.
TWIN-WOMAN
- man of moods. She loves gossip, she cannot keep secrets. Do not feed the Gemini woman with bread, let me fix something. She will surround you with love and devotion for about five minutes, and then she will begin to correct you for your own good. She will overwhelm you with tips and examples from her own life. An independent woman, she believes that life is a banquet and whoever did not have time for it, let him remain hungry. Somehow it turns out that it is you who will remain hungry. In no case should she be told about your dark past, because it will certainly become known to everyone. At home, she does not really like to work, and even taking out the trash is a burden to her. And the daily tidying is not at all for her.
TIPS: Gemini needs communication. Praise their ideas. Listen to them carefully.
CANCER.
Cancer's mood changes hourly. He is able to laugh, sob, sulk, joke, attack, whine - all within 24 hours. Figuratively speaking, you can go to bed with one person and wake up with another. Cancers are nervous and shy, cowards and touchy. Cancers go through life confident that everyone around them is doing nothing but offending them. That is why, at the first opportunity, they chop off a finger to the offender, even if he does not suspect that he has somehow offended Cancer.
In the view of CANCER-MAN, being an ideal spouse means tying your wife hand and foot. In bed, he is gentle, but so passive that you will soon get tired of always being on top. Cancer expects you to read his mind, sense his mood, and tidy up his disheveled feelings, all without the slightest idea what exactly upset him so. However, absolutely everything upsets him. You forget to buy toothpaste, and he decides that you no longer love him. You are going to go to a cafe with your friends in the evening, and he is tormented by doubts whether you will file for divorce in the morning. The Cancer man is obsessed with personal safety, but he expects that in difficult times it is you who will shoulder the entire burden of responsibility for the family, regulate expenses and work two jobs. And he himself will be so worried about the situation that he will be covered with acne due to nervousness, and it will be impossible for him to appear in public with such a face.
Cancer man is absolutely deaf and blind to everything that does not correspond to his narrow, every now and then changing views. And you will have to endure his constant boring criticism and whining, designed to ensure your slavish unconditional loyalty.
CANCER-WOMAN
will turn the house into a museum, where relics associated with every stage of her life are kept. The walls will be decorated with portraits of relatives and friends. Every Cancer woman has a box where unpaired earrings, seashells, postcards, her child's milk tooth are kept ... She is terribly afraid of unforeseen situations. She is so vague that it is often difficult to tell if she is listening to you intently or sleeping with her eyes open. And while she'll apologize for spilling coffee on your favorite autographed poster of your favorite soccer player, you'll never know if it was a fluke or how she punished you for coming home too late last month. Your Cancer wife can fool you into thinking that you are the master of the house, but in fact she will control you with the help of well-played performances, various illnesses allegedly on the basis of nervousness and constant calls to the ambulance.
TIPS: Cancers need confirmation of your love and loyalty. Hug them when they are sad. Encourage their original sense of humor. Remember. that they behave especially nicely before the attack.
A LION.
Warms at a distance. Try to get close - and burn to the ground. Favorite pastime: giving orders. Leos are eager to be in the spotlight, domineering fanatics of their own “I”, whose infantilism and egoism surpasses only their desire to dispose of others. Leo (or Lioness) considers himself the center around which everyone should revolve. Of course, they want explicit worship, but they will be satisfied with the fact that you acknowledge their leading role in everything. Leos are either loud, unceremonious and cheeky, or sly quiet with a sense of their own dignity. But don't confuse calmness with shyness. There are no shy Lions in nature. Try to argue with Leo, and he will roar indignantly and furiously. Win the argument and Leo stares at you silently, then steps back into the shadows and begins planning his next attack.
LEO MAN
gives orders with the air of a general ordering his soldiers, and expects you to rush to serve him. He demands a reward for coming home tonight and demands your respect, whether he deserves it or not. He rarely loses his temper as long as you call him “master” and bows in respect. But try to challenge his power, and he will growl, start kicking the couch and deliver a couple of ultimatums designed to plant fear in your soul. Leo will want you to massage his shoulders, admire his great physical shape and how strong, handsome and generally wonderful, no matter how old he is or in what physical condition he is. On the other hand, he is without any embarrassment able to declare that your hair is poorly styled, your bottom is too thick, and that you have no more intelligence than a mosquito. Lev is arrogant. He will spend money faster than you can make it. And by the age of forty, he will resemble an aging teenage bully with a beer belly. His vanity knows no bounds. And of course, he considers himself the most unsurpassed lover in the world, which he loudly declares to everyone around him. In fact, there is nothing to talk about here at all.
LION WOMAN
love to spin quick novels. She loves mirrors and lives for luxurious things. The peculiarity of Lionesses is that they like to pass off cheap things as branded ones. The same is true for bed scenes. She may pretend to be a sexy kitty, but in reality she is more interested in power than sex. She believes that her admirer should call her daily, send flowers every day, and arrange romantic trips at least once a week. If you are not rich, then she will move to someone else. The Leo woman appreciates only her humor and laughs loudly at her own jokes. She is very vain and, perhaps, will not sparkle like a Christmas tree, but she will always demand attention to herself.
TIPS: Usually Leo roars loudly, but rarely releases its claws. With attention and flattery, you will make your Leo purr with pleasure. You can irritate Leo by ignoring his roar.
VIRGO.
Favorite pastime: worry. Body part: intestines. You can always identify Virgo by sudden absences to the toilet. Virgo is restless, fussy, petty, prone to endless analysis and subjective evaluations, critic and hypocrite. Virgos fall into anxiety at the slightest provocation. Of all the signs, Virgo is the least able to admit their mistakes. Virgos make great bureaucrats because they like to keep people queuing up for hours. Virgo is the only sign in the zodiac that looks forward to the moment when you need to brush your teeth.
VIRGO MAN,
endowed with an innate sense of superiority and a desire to improve everything except his own behavior, he is ruthless in his quibbles, like a pit bull clinging to the leg, and just as insensitive. For him, talking means pouring out a ceaseless stream of criticism on every aspect of your life, from the way you style your hair to the color of your eyes. Many Virgo men are not able to formulate a more or less intelligible statement. Try to argue with Virgo and he will stare at you as if you are crazy. He cannot understand how you dare to disagree with him. If you decide to force him to do something, then he will immediately lie down, complaining of pain in the stomach. A Virgo man is generally able to simulate anything from a headache to a heart attack. Of course he will expect you to rush to his bed with a bowl of broth and spoon feed him. If you want romantic relationships and tender words, choose any other sign, because with a Virgo man you will not expect anything like that. Even with his legal half, he has sex on a schedule and this time is limited to two days a week for 10 minutes. The Virgo man is nervous, picky and just as selfish as an old maid.
There are a lot of old maidens among VIRGIN WOMEN. She is very critical. The Virgo woman analyzes and criticizes everything from your choice of car to your way of holding the plug. She is a slave to the routine. A great weekend, in her understanding, is to force household members to clean the toilet or weed the garden, while she herself will criticize their every move, so that she can then redo everything herself. Your home will always look like it has just been raided by pirates, as Virgo is too busy making a to-do list to really get down to business. In a state of anger, she becomes fussy and stubborn. Considering her as an object of love, imagine that she is a fortress and you are about to siege it. Be patient trying to reach out to her heart. The Virgo woman is full of passion if you have the patience to reach her through a tight jacket, long nightgown, socks ...
TIPS: Virgos need an established order of things. To stay calm, Virgos need to eat plenty of nutritious food and take massage sessions. You can irritate them by rearranging the socks in the dresser.
SCALES.
Libra's air causes a constant buzz in your ears. Libra's idea of intelligent discussion is that they are discussing, and you are listening to the winding on the mustache. As a result, it will seem to you that your head is stuck in a hive. Favorite pastime: It's unnatural to smile. Favorite book: “How to Marry Yourself”. Body Part: Kidneys full of grit from crumbling teeth that they grind at night to compensate for the fake smiles they give out so lavishly during the day.
In Libra's view, peace and harmony is your complete agreement with their momentary opinion on a particular occasion. Libra views dissent as a personal insult. They will pout even if you just switch the radio to another station.
LIBRA MAN
quite capable of marrying you on Saturday and starting an affair with someone on Sunday. He is inconsistent, inconsistent and now and then looks to the side. He is absolutely not serious. After two rounds of sex, you’re already starting to make plans for the future, but for him the future extends no further than tomorrow morning, and your name will fade from his memory even before he finishes brushing his gorgeous white teeth. He does not want to have a real woman next to him who will pull him out of the world of dreams, where there are no problems, and drag him into the real world, where you have to pay rent and where children are screaming incessantly. He is an unsurpassed demagogue, capable of turning any fact upside down, so that no one can figure out where is the lie and where the truth is.
LIBRA WOMAN
nothing can cheer you up than a daily shopping run. She never weighs the pros and cons, except when she is assessing whether it’s time for her to do the next facelift. Not that she's stupid, no. It's just that common sense rarely gets through the thick layer of hairspray on her hair. By the time she is sixty, she will surely be pumped up with silicone from head to toe. A Libra woman craves attention, is usually promiscuous, and doesn't care if you are married, divorced or engaged if you are attractive. Having met a man, she makes a stance like a hungry hyena on a lame antelope, and immediately rushes in pursuit. Offer her a cup of coffee and she will infer that you are going to ask her out on a date. Ask her out on a date and she is planning a wedding. Marry her and she will become a sensitive and tender lover - for about a week. After this period, she will present you with a set of internal rules she compiled. For example: you should be willing to help her around the house, you should under no circumstances use her towel or bath, etc. etc. The longer you live together, the longer the list will be, which in the end will include the rules for your behavior in a married bed. She will cling to you for a very long time after you break up, even if the divorce was her idea. She's not going to ruin your life at all. She just wants to make sure that you are suffering, and all the time she will try to check if she still retained her power over you, calling on any, the smallest issue.
TIPS: Libra needs harmony. Praise them often, and the smile will not leave their faces. Never force them to make hasty decisions.
SCORPIONS.
Scorpio water is a bottomless ocean poisoned by toxic waste. Try to dive into it without a spacesuit, and you will only have horns and legs. Suspicious hothead. Obsession and obsession are two in one. Favorite book: “How I found mercy - the confession of a maniac”. Scorpios are obsessive, secretive and prone to assault, feeding their pride with humiliation of others. His favorite game is The Bonfire of the Inquisition. If you die, then you are innocent. If you survive, you are guilty. Scorpios are not rational, their element is extremes. They see life in black and white and rarely compromise. Their motto is “all or nothing,” so they rarely manage to maintain a long-term relationship with someone who refuses to submit to their control. Enter into an argument with Scorpio, and he will begin to whip you with words so that you think: it would be better if he hit me. Prove your point of view, and he will come out of his skin to take revenge.
Falling in love with SCORPION MAN is like having affection for King Kong. Mr. Scorpio will not reckon with your feelings. He'll just rip them to shreds. He is selfish. It doesn't matter if you are married to him or in a serious relationship. According to Scorpio, to comply with marital obligations usually means to appear like a bayonet for dinner, and that's all. He will cheat on you until the grave. Scorpio men have two reasons to live in this world. The first is power. The second is control. He would control his own destiny if he could, and some even try. He usually makes a good earner because his desire for power and control makes him succeed in his chosen profession. It is impossible to keep track of the change of his whims, and as a proof of love, he will demand from you an almost fanatical devotion. He will be jealous of you for every pillar, and his possessiveness and sarcasm will lead you to the point that you want to add poison to his food. It is impossible to find a council on it. Either you tolerate him, or run away from him without looking back. The Scorpio man binds with the help of threats, frightening first of all with the fact that he will leave you. But he's also a big liar. A Scorpio man often looks like he just ate a cactus. If you find him with his mistress, he will give such an idea, he will humiliate himself so much, whine and beg for mercy that his suffering will seem quite natural to you. Do not flatter yourself. He is as much a masochist as he is a manipulator. To be drawn into the whirlpool of his charm is the same as disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle. On this journey, you either survive or not.
The SCORPIO WOMAN is absolutely confident in herself and expresses her opinion, in passing, hurting your pride and smashing your pride to smithereens in one fell swoop. She is not afraid of anything, questioning everything and moving mountains for a friend or lover. Never betray this woman. She is so insightful that she can instantly characterize each of your friends at the party, and will tell you exactly which of them can help you realize your ambitious plans and who should be avoided. In fact, she will manage you and your career so skillfully that it will seem to you that you owe your position of chairman of the board to yourself only. The Scorpio woman is just as evasive and manipulative as women of other water signs. In love, she is sensual and dreams of merging into one with a person equal to her. Unfortunately, she never considers any man her equal. She will always try to make a doormat out of you, and when you bury your nose in the dirt, she will gladly tap dance on your back. The best way to keep your romance with a Scorpio woman from drying out is to buy her a new luxurious coat or fur coat every month and never point out her flaws.
TIPS: Scorpios need unconditional love. Patience is the key to gaining their trust. By flattery you will get anything out of them.
SAGITTARIUS.
Element - Fire. The Sagittarius fire is a pile of embers. Her warmth seems so affectionate and soothing, but try to warm up beside her and she will shoot sparks at you. The symbol is Sagittarius. Sagittarius is the hunter of the zodiac. A hunter for cheap goods, a sexual predator. A favorite pastime is to rant in front of anyone who wants to listen. Part of the body - the lower back, constantly aching, because Sagittarius is a continuous hemorrhoid.
Sagittarius is a loud, tactless subject, stomping through life with one leg stuck in a bucket, and always speaking out of place. Sagittarius is ruled by Jupiter, and he endows his charges with a restless character and extravagance. All Sagittarians, men and women alike, believe they know everything in the world and spend their time trying to educate the rest of humanity. Sagittarius laughs deafeningly or lusciously smile, but behind this mask of a cheerful fool hides restrained rage, and some other. It is because of this suppressed anger that Sagittarius becomes the world's most famous serial killers. Fortunately, the average Sagittarius rarely goes into a frenzy and usually prefers not to use physical force, but to shake his fist through the door and shout out vile epithets about your relatives.
The Sagittarius man has a rather peculiar idea of marriage. His entire youth and most of his adult life is filled with ebullient activity. He's a great lover, but he doesn't want you, but something to do. You will no doubt be captivated by his open smile and talent for quoting Shakespeare while unbuttoning your bra. But soon after the wedding, it turns out that you rather acquired not a husband, but a good friend. He believes that home is a place to look in if it's time to change clothes or take a shower. Since Sagittarius is quite capable of living in a cave for months, eating only sausage and contemplating your navel - even if you marry him, you will feel as if you are still alone. For him, you will become a girlfriend and get ready for the fact that you will have to spend many lonely nights. He'll be pumping beer with his buddies sometimes all night. He is the only guy in the world born to remain a bachelor. He will not be interested in how you dress, who your friends are, or where you are spending your time, unless you tell him yourself.
Sagittarius' favorite game is "How to make the situation worse". Tell him that the drain is clogged and he will flood the neighbors downstairs because he forgets to turn off the water before removing all the plumbing. Ask him not to leave tonight with friends, but to have dinner at home with his family, and he will yell that you are stifling his need for freedom. Sagittarius, although it resembles a fire-breathing dragon, but rather a cartoon one, which stomps its paws and flaps its wings, not wanting to offend at all, and the damage from it, frankly, is insignificant.
The Sagittarius woman has the intuitive ability to be in the wrong place, albeit at the right time. She is also prone to chronic tardiness. She also has a tendency to fall frequently, so don't be surprised if she limps at least once a month. Her anger is like a burst of fire that scorches your eyebrows before you can recoil. Press the button that turns on its volcano, and cups and plates will fly at you with such speed that you just have time to dodge. A Sagittarius woman can speak for an hour in a row in one breath. Her mouth is always open to her ears in a smile. She hates homework, and for the most part, your home looks like it's been hit by a hurricane. Hiring a housekeeper will at least ensure that your bathroom won't get moldy and your kids won't drown in the trash. Among her acquaintances there are many men with whom she will maintain a relationship even after marriage. And if you arrange scenes of jealousy for her, she will prefer to find someone more agreeable.
Tips: Sagittarius needs adventure. Be a good listener. Irritate them by insisting on complete silence.
CAPRICORN.
Element - Earth. Favorite pastime - playing the boss. Part of his body is his knees, worn out by the fact that he often stands on them in front of his chest with money. When communicating with Capricorn you will be dealing with a pompous, domineering careerist, clutching the “Civil Code” in one hand and a marriage contract in the other. Capricorns don't live - they make a career. These creatures are born with a manic desire to be the first in their flock. What they love is to tell in great detail the story of how hard they managed to reach their current position. Of course, the fact that they used to live in slums and now sell fried sunflower seeds outside the train station doesn't matter. The idea of the pinnacle of success in Capricorn is absolutely subjective. Capricorn is serious and completely devoid of spontaneity.
Living with a Capricorn man is like being tied to a chair and being forced to listen to Beethoven's music over and over again. If you meet a Capricorn man, then by your third date he will decide whether he really wants to date you, and whether you want the same thing, it is absolutely unimportant for him. Capricorn loves applause very much. As for love, Capricorn's attitude to his half can be described as follows: “Close your mouth and open your legs.” During courtship, he may forget and squeeze out of himself: "I love you", but do not expect that he will ever say these words again, even if he marries you. He will consider that since he entered into a legal marriage with you, then this in itself is sufficient proof of his feelings. He will make love to you with the same unflappable technique he uses in the boardroom or billiards. He can be surprisingly passionate if he feels like he can get rid of inhibitions. He treats people downright and completely pays no attention to anyone's feelings other than his own. He's so stingy that he will check a used tube of toothpaste that you throw away. He does not need a spouse who can think. He needs a woman with a pleasant appearance, so that he would not be ashamed to walk down the street with her. His motto is “Do as I say, not as I do”. He has a disgusting manner of forcing you to behave like a dog that he saved from a slaughterhouse, expecting the same loyalty and blind devotion in return. If you manage to hurt his pride, he will sit down in the farthest room in the house and indulge in gloomy reflections.
The Capricorn woman is emotional and unceremonious. Social status is so important to her that she will not plan a vacation until she is sure that the intended vacation spot is exactly a prestigious resort, and not some kind of hole. At secular parties, she herself is charm and sophistication and always shoots her eyes from right to left in search of someone rich and famous with whom she could kiss. She spends most of the day walking around the house and blowing kisses to all her dearly beloved interior items and trinkets. She's pretentious. Your Capricorn may not be that ambitious, but she will certainly be inclined to embellish the truth. In love, she is very serious and expects that she will be sought, asked, pleaded, etc., and not only during courtship, but also in family life, and after five to six years, this behavior, frankly, becomes somewhat tiresome ... Tucking a diamond ring under her pillow is a surefire way to get her to dive into bed.
Tips: Capricorns need financial security. Capricorns value practical discussions more than emotional arguments. Awaken the romantic side of their nature with lyrical music and burning candles.
AQUARIUS.
Element - Air. Aquarius air is saturated with electricity and unpredictability. You know the storm is coming. You are just not sure when it will break out and with what force. Favorite pastime - catching someone's eye. Part of the body - the ankles, twisted because their owner constantly turns sharply on the heels, moving away from the room. Aquarius is a straightforward eccentric, pouring a whole bunch of scattered bizarre theories on the head of anyone he manages to squeeze in a corner. Introducing confusion and disorder is Volodya's true vocation. Aquarians are detached people, not passionate. They chase the future instead of living in the present.
The Aquarius man is moody, irritable and eccentric. He lives by his thoughts, but generally harmless. At its worst, it's a cold-blooded, joyful monster that will torture you endlessly and then watch you fall apart with the dispassion of a psychopath. And his sharp tongue can sting like a snake. Or he will behave like an ordinary person for many years, and one day he will go out for cigarettes and disappear forever. Aquarius-man fancies himself the savior of the world, but whether the world wants to be saved, he does not care at all. Aquarius is stubborn and loves to be in the spotlight. He's irritable. On especially creepy days, when he appears alone, dogs begin to bark and cats hiss. It happens that he is inclined to drink. Sometimes he seems paranoid. Although he loves to wander around the apartment naked, he prefers a book or an interesting TV program to love. But if you touch the perverse side of his nature, tell him that he is an unsurpassed lover, then a night of innumerable pleasures awaits you. One.
The Aquarius woman always does only what her heart desires. The Aquarius woman is disobedient, stubborn and intractable. Her independence borders on selfishness, and she can be simply unbearable. Angry, she becomes aggressive, showing her anger in a childish way. In a fit of indignation, she can stomp her feet, yell for you to get out of the house, and even rampage, throwing furniture and dishes around her. She is so unpredictable that every time you kiss her goodbye, you never know who or what will greet you when you return home. She can wear a nose ring or six earrings in one ear. The Aquarius woman is a passionate gossip collector. She has a lot of friends from a wide variety of people of all ages, gender and beliefs. The more unusual you behave, the more likely you are to get her attention. In her soul, Madame Aquarius is very partial to money, although her greed is not at all so obvious.
Tips: Aquarians need a lot of space. They love unexpected or unusual gifts.
FISHES.
Element - Water. Pisces never know if they have already arrived or are still moving. A favorite pastime is mixing over-the-counter drugs to experience their hallucinatory effects. The ideal job is a professional funeral mourner. Part of the body is the feet. Tramples them to blood, running away from life.
Pisces are dreamers upset by the realities of life, gullible, disorganized, constantly in a state of confusion and absolutely helpless. Pisces is ruled by Neptune, the god of illusion, and he endows a person born under this sign with naivety and a tendency to run away from problems. These people go through life, armed with narrow views and covering their eyes with blinders. They evaluate every action through the shield of their prejudices, against which any truth is shattered to smithereens. This makes Pisces the champion among losers. Pisces stumbles more often than any other sign. Pisces are persistent people, but looking at things is completely unrealistic. Deprived of ambition, Pisces surrenders to their desire to bury their heads in the sand.
The Pisces Man is the emotional black hole of the universe. Throw your heart, soul, car keys into it, and it will all disappear there forever. From an early age, this guy knows how to enchant a woman with meaningless words without the slightest difficulty. He is definitely sensual, sexy and very good in bed. At home, he may be a little Rybka, quietly floating around with a bottle of beer, but as far as love affairs are concerned, here he is a real big shark of the Zodiac. He is a born liar and hones this art until he begins to deceive himself. He will have an affair with every woman. Having assured you of his immortal love, he is able to immediately throw you out of his head and go straight to his favorite bar, where he will immediately remove the first girl he sees. Don't expect your chosen one, Pisces, to be the breadwinner. Some Pisces men start making a career early, but if your boyfriend by the age of thirty does not let go of the TV remote and does not start moving, then you can no longer hope for this. You will find yourself in the arms of an idiot husband who believes that the source of wealth is winning the lottery, and the source of culture is TV. He is a bore, inclined to use formulaic expressions, learned by him in school. A soap bubble flying by the will of the wind, the Pisces man himself does not know where he will be brought in the next moment.
The Pisces woman is as sexually promiscuous as the Pisces man, with the only exception that the Pisces man fools his lovers into believing that he is a prince in the form of a frog, and she convinces herself that any man she has , even in bed, even on the writing table - this is her only true love, even for a couple of hours. This woman kissed many toads in search of a true lover. It is a pity that she is looking for him mainly in the swamp. An angry Pisces woman, like a whale, releases a powerful fountain of anger, and then dives into the depths. If you start to press on her, she becomes agitated and may make a few sarcastic remarks, but most likely she will scream at first, and then fall into a real tantrum. At first, you will bathe in the rays of her generous attention. However, very soon, when she starts to grumble, you will feel some shock. Further more. The Pisces woman brought the art of finding fault to absolute perfection, to the level of torture. She will itch, prod, harass - in short, do everything to turn you into an ideal spouse. The trouble is, she has no idea what it should be. The Pisces woman may seem fragile, helpless and generally out of this world. However, behind an innocent smile lies a ridge of steel. Madame Pisces is her own worst enemy, and she prefers self-pity to calm discussion of the problem. Start arguing with her, and she will pour out such a stream of abominations on you that the virtuoso of the unprintable word would blush, or throw herself face down on the nearest piece of furniture and begin to shake the air with heartbreaking sobs. No other woman in the Universe will seem to you as devoted, disinterested and understanding as the Pisces woman. And no other woman will leave your life, grabbing a larger piece of your bleeding heart with her graceful pink nails.
Tips: Fish needs privacy. Remember romance. Praise them often.
It is no secret that the zodiac sign under which we were born largely determines our personality, including negative character traits. What are they - selfish Leo, stubborn Capricorns, touchy Pisces, stinging Scorpios? Read about this and much more in this article.
True adventurers and strong characters. They are always ready to meet with dignity any obstacles on their way and cope with their consequences. Yes, they are definitely the owners of one of the most explosive personalities, but, at the same time, they are unusually intelligent and sincere. impatient, too impulsive, in a fit of rage, they do not know how to keep their mouths shut, which is why they often make enemies for themselves. However, their shortcomings can play into their hands - they are confident and never take criticism to heart, thereby guaranteeing professional success.
Inveterate romantics. Their love of beauty and pleasant surprises is tied to their lifestyle. They have a gentle, sensitive and vulnerable soul, so in any situation it is very important to feel safe. Excellent friends - you can count on their help in difficult times. But feeling close to another person(it can be a sexual partner or just a friend), they start treating him like their property are often extremely selfish and can drive you crazy with their jealousy.
Smart, have a colossal thirst for life. Their mood often changes and it can be very difficult to adapt to it. They tend to worry about minor matters are able to "shake the soul" out of another person if they need something. Can't cope with their own stress and get depressed easily. And they too quickly form their opinion about the people around them. Don't be so categorical about others! Give people a chance to open up and express themselves more often.
Some of the most sentimental and creative zodiac signs. fall in love very quickly and are happy to fulfill any whim of their soul mate. However, they very careful, rarely act rashly: they will think a hundred times before deciding on something ... They suffer from frequent mood swings, are overly emotional and sensitive. Don't take everything so seriously!
Owners of an open, but, at the same time, predatory temperament. Everything they do in this life is aimed solely at their personal benefit. If you are part of their close social circle, then these benefits will surely affect you too - you definitely cannot call them stingy. They are real leaders in life. And with all the ensuing consequences - selfishness, impatience, dictatorial habits.
A distinctive feature of the representatives of this sign is an analytical mindset and excessive pickyness. form their opinion only after a thorough analysis of the situation, trying to grasp the very essence of things. They are very talented, know how to make hard decisions and are not shy about their wrongdoings. However, their too "strict" character gives them a lot of problems in everyday life.
They are harmonious and balanced by nature and know exactly how to maintain their presence of mind and not succumb to negative emotions and stress in difficult conditions. very loyal to their family and friends, but at the same time are highly dependent on the opinions of others that makes them indecisive... In order to move forward, they often need a little shake-up.
Passionate and interesting personalities, but, as laid down in them by nature, there are too "poisonous" - stinging, jealous, vengeful... will not calm down until they answer their abuser or just an unwary interlocutor. Their courage in making decisions makes them incredibly dangerous opponents.
They know how to fill any gloomy atmosphere with the bright light of optimism. True, their positive thinking can play a cruel joke with them - often they "Rejoice early" and laugh where it should be more restrained... Their changeable temperament can be annoying. But, in general, these are curious interlocutors with a great sense of humor.
Reasonable and practical. Perhaps these are the most ambitious representatives of the entire zodiacal series. Under this sign, workaholics and winners are born, whose success is earned by them by right. They are always on alert. too demanding. Not many can cope with their workload and tasks... One of the most remarkable qualities of this sign is tolerance in all matters. They are always ready to solve any problems that come along the way.
They are among the smartest signs in the zodiac. They have a good sense of humor, creative thinking. Their original and overly creative actions, which are difficult to predict, sometimes baffle the more pragmatic others. That's why
Negative traits of a person's character are determined by belonging to one or another sign of the zodiac.
Aries:
Aries' short motto is: "Now! Now!" It is the most impatient and overly impulsive of all signs;
- If the idea does not belong to Aries, then it is absolutely uninteresting to him;
- Aries can be a completely immature person all their life.
Taurus:
The greedy and materialistic Taurus, it seems, in childhood did not learn the lesson about sharing with your neighbor;
- Taurus will never give in in an argument. They are all unhealthy stubborn;
- Taurus is pathologically lazy, and sometimes it is almost impossible to get him to get up from the couch.
Twins:
There are a lot of different personalities in Gemini, and you never know which one you interact with and communicate with;
- When talking with Gemini, do not expect that you will be allowed to insert even a word. They love to be heard and listened to only them;
- Gemini has so many short-term interests and hobbies that they are reputed to be the most optional and fickle people.
Cancer is extremely capricious, suspicious and boring;
- Cancer is so shy and careful that it is impossible to persuade him to look outside his comfort zone;
- Cancer is touchy, sensitive and vulnerable. Any little thing can offend him to death.
All Leos are terrible self-centered;
- Do not fall under the spell of Leo - if they want to get something from you, they will play, fawn and try to please in order to achieve this;
- Leo's aspiration to be the navel of the Earth can become problematic. Do you believe the world revolves around Lions? And they believe.
Virgo:
Be careful when communicating with Virgo - you never know what she can blame you for;
- Virgos are perfectionists with a tendency to tinker with the smallest details. In addition, any Virgo instantly loses her temper if someone shifts her thing at least 20 cm to the side;
- Virgos are crazy pessimists, and if they cheer up, then the whole world, in their opinion, comes to an end.
Scales:
Want to have plans with Libra? You will wait forever for their implementation, since the Libra will weigh all their pros and cons for half a life;
- Libra can easily deviate from principles and abandon their own values in order to please everyone and maintain balance;
- Libra is obsessed with external beauty and cares little about internal content.
Scorpion:
Don't even risk touching a Scorpio. He will harbor resentment and make your life hell;
- Any Scorpio is a master of manipulation, which can seriously damage the mental health of others;
- Scorpio has no concept of "just a little bad mood" - for him it looks like an endless spiral into the depths of darkness and despair.
Sagittarius:
Sagittarius are obscenely straightforward and can be completely tactless;
- The word "know-it-all" probably appeared for one purpose: to briefly and accurately describe the typical Sagittarius;
- Sagittarius is bored and moping, annoying everyone around if there are no crazy adventures and adventures in his life.
Capricorn:
Capricorns are so collected and restrained people that the concept of relaxing, letting go of everything and resting a little is completely alien to them;
- Capricorn easily uses any person for his own benefit;
- Capricorns love negativity: the mention of one bad day can easily develop into a long pompous monologue about everything bad in his life.
Aquarius:
This sign considers itself logical and objective, which means only one thing: they easily voice their impartial value judgments;
- Their life often takes place exclusively in their own heads, because Aquarians can look like isolated and dry personalities;
- Aquarius is always ready to give advice, but more often than not, he does not understand much what the interlocutor really needs.
Fishes:
Passive Pisces, sluggishly floating with the current, often completely lose all direction of their movement;
- Pisces are out of touch with reality and rarely notice the needs of others;
- Although Pisces is considered the oldest and wisest sign, they are ridiculously gullible and naive.
Did you know that bad habits are not only the result of poor upbringing and the influence of the environment on a person? Bad habits are often given to us at birth.
Fearless and assertive Aries used to always and in everything to lead - at work, at home, with friends. They do not tolerate defeat and criticism, and soullessly trample offenders in the mud. Aries are selfish and ruthless. Perhaps these are the most negative traits of their character.
Taurus for the most part they are prudent and thrifty, and thrifty to the point of disgrace. It may seem to an outsider that frugality is a positive character trait. But when closets at home are bursting with an excess of useless junk, it's a disease. Among the bad habits of Taurus, there is vindictiveness and stiffness, but thrift is still in the lead.
Twins very often famous for their sociability. It would seem, what's wrong with being sociable? If in moderation, then nothing. But the problem is that with this zodiac sign, sociability often develops into empty chatter and inability to listen to the interlocutor.
Pessimism is one of the main negative character traits. Rakov... Simply put, Cancers are still whiners. If you are lucky enough to live under the same roof with this arthropod, be prepared for the fact that you will regularly have to cheer him up and inspire him, as he is pathologically fearful and not self-confident.
Snobbery and vanity can be safely attributed to the most harmful habits of the zodiac sign. a lion... These arrogant and narcissistic "cats" divide the environment into friends and foes. The first category includes high-ranking and successful individuals, as well as close relatives. The second category is relegated to the background and remains unnoticed in the life of Lvov.
Pedantry and over-economy Dev able to drive crazy even thrifty Taurus and neat Cancer. These obsessed with order, clean everything and always do according to plan and conscientiously. Virgos probably have a diary in which they describe to the smallest detail how they will spend the coming day and from what sources they can make a profit.
scales- these are the real burners of life. They are carefree, indecisive, and frivolous. Libra is not able to take responsibility for the family and make far-reaching plans. So if you are planning to connect life with a person of this zodiac sign, prepare for the fact that there will always be one more child in your family.
Any bad habits fade away against the background of touchiness. Scorpion and his inability to forgive. Representatives of this sign take everything too much to heart. You can't even imagine how insightful and attentive they are. Any negative statement about Scorpio is permanently engraved in his memory and forever deletes the offender from his life.
If we consider the negative aspects of character Sagittarius, the most outstanding of them is straightforwardness and inconstancy. Representatives of this sign are so simple in their statements that it costs nothing for them to offend a loved one. And the bad habit of grabbing one thing or another, only emphasizes their irresponsibility and rewards them with a bad reputation.
Mercantile spirit is the main bad habit Capricorn... It is difficult to imagine what value their property is for Capricorns. Their main goal in life is financial independence. And even when Capricorns take a high position in society, their thirst for money will still remain with them.
Aquarians most of them are incredibly freedom-loving. They will never dance to anyone's tune, and will always violate any restrictions. It is worth noting that the excessive love of freedom of married and married Aquarius often leads to extramarital affairs.
Fishes Are great dreamers and philosophers. They often and for a long time plunge into the world of their fantasies and are often addicted to strong drinks. Ultimately, such frequent and systematic drinking can easily become the cause of promiscuous intimate relationships. So, in order to avoid negative consequences, it is better for Pisces to completely forget about the existence of alcoholic beverages.